DJ Problems, Part 2 - Other DJs

Often you will run into a DJ that wants to tell you howa DJ problem... yet.
great they are and how bad you are. These "pests"During the evening he continued to make requests.
can usually be handled with ease. Unless they areOften returning to ask when they would be played. At
actually disturbing your performance or hindering you,one point he began to tell me about his "DJ
simply let them talk. Don't turn it into a DJ problem bybusiness,"...how he's got a bunch of Sub-woofers and
getting into a spitting contest with them.stuff like that. Here comes the DJ problem: he asked
If you let them tell you what they know, itfor a wireless mic so he could "do a little show" for the
accomplishes 2 things:crowd to "Grease Megamix." I didn't give him the mic,
1). It disarms them; they are less likely to be on thehe got mad and called me a few names, then left. He
attack.didn't bother me again.
2). It may be hard to accept, but you may actuallyThe key is, never give up the mic. If the pestering
learn something.continues, let him know he's bothering you. Tell him you
I ran into a guy like that who told me what he charges,are working and you need to concentrate. Hopefully
when and how much he charges for "extras," howthat will work. If it doesn't, you may have to have a
much he charges for travel, how he handles certainbartender or someone from security talk to him.
crowd activities, how he sets up his lights, and he gave(That's if the venue you are at actually has security!) If
me some tips on hiding my power cords on my lights. Iyou give someone you don't know your microphone,
learned a lot. He wasn't interested in anything I wasyou then have a DJ problem.
doing, except to tell me what I was doing wrong. But,One thing to remember: a lot of the people that come
by letting him talk, I disarmed him, and I picked up a fewup and tell you they are a DJ are probably not DJs; at
things. That's turning a "DJ problem" into a "DJ solution."least not in the sense that they are working and
The worst DJ you can run into however is the guymaking money. They are probably someone who
who wants to take over the show; your show. Therehangs around a DJ business "helping." First of all, why
are few things more annoying. It happened to me thisaren't they working? After all, they aren't booked!
past week. Everything was set up. I was playing dinnerSecond, why didn't the bride hire this guy to do the
music when a guy who looked like he was part of thewedding? He certainly has an "in!"
wedding party asked me for a mic so he could makeIf you think it through in advance, it's usually easy to
an announcement. Without thinking, I handed him thedeal with someone like this and not lose your cool.
mic. The announcement was something along the linesIn fact, anticipating problems and coming up with
of: "Ron and Eddy, please check in with the bridalsolutions BEFORE they happen is one of the best
party, we're getting ready to do the Grand Entrance." Ithings you can do to insure a smooth evening. Just
got the mic back and never gave it up again. Not reallyremember: always be calm and cool!