Hang The DJ - Disco Equipment Is Not To Blame!

They say that disco is dead, I say it has beenwill dance.
reinvented. Saturday night fever may not be high onI'm more of a trad disco girl myself, a bit of Jackson 5
the agenda, but all that is disco is back on the clubor the Bee Gees; a dance floor that is lit up like
scene and the folks are funking it up in a multi decadeManhattan with a liberal injection of dry ice and the
mash-up. The eclectic taste of the I pod generationobligatory disco ball keep me a happy little dancing
covers everything from James Brown to Britneybunny. Although I really don't want to take part in the
Spears, with a liberal dose of Debbie Harry and Libertyweird wireless disco vibe, I'm ready to make a move
X. The rules are out of the window, like the veritabletoward the new days of disco. I was miffed enough
rock n roll TV leaving a 5th floor hotel room.as it was when CD decks took over from vinyl, and all
One of the oddest reinventions of the new discomy DJ friends were up in arms at bedroom DJ's
generation is the introduction of headphones in the club.making up disks and just 'sticking them on'. The move
I've also heard a rumour that this has been happeningfrom vinyl to CD seemed to somehow be cheating at
at festivals across the country. To combat noisebeing a DJ as far as the professionals were
complaints and yet keep the little pixies dancing all nightconcerned. I thought it gave other people a chance to
long, wireless headphones are being used as part ofplay their music, and is surely less painful than carting a
the PA system. I can't quite comprehend how odd itflight case of vinyl around the place!
would be to walk in to a dance tent or nightclub, withHowever, the iPod disco babies have another trick up
thousands of people quietly raving. It is a surreal notion,their sleeve, a DJ-less club night. The new style disco
and one that requires a bit of contemplation. Surely itsnights consists of anyone in the club plugging in their
failure would lie in all those folks singing along. What isiPod for 3 songs, any songs, and cutting out the mix
going to keep them quiet? Sure, it's not going to bemaster altogether. Hang the DJ or what! This is not a
anywhere near as loud as a 35k rig, but it's going to begood move; the jockey of discdom provides a
a cacophony of wailing cat noises and people stillseasoned and reasoned entertainment service. As a
screaming at their mate asking if they want a pint.selector of tunes, the DJ seamlessly spins one tune
The quality of such a system can't be up to muchinto another, judging the mood of the crowd and
either. One of the greatest things about going to adancing them into a crescendo. A spotty Herbert with
really loud rave is the feeling of the bass travellingiPod can't match that, but an old bloke called DJ Derek
through your body. Standing in front of the speakerscan. I was fortunate enough o watch his set at a
and feeling the air moving with the sound waves,festival recently and there he was, 75 years old, with
rumbling through, from your toes to your nose. Thathis iPod plugged in to the PA and he has the whole
experience is not going to happen from a pair ofcrowd grooving to the funkiest tunes this side of the
headphones. Maybe they have air blasting speaker70s. Goes to show that a good workman doesn't
simulation systems and an earthquake machine orhave to blame his tools - Hail DJ Derek and the return
something. Ah, as long as the music is good, the peopleof the Disco Days!